JUMP THE GUN: VIDEO & REMIXES

X & Hell - Jump The Gun - JAKWOB Remix
X & Hell - Jump The Gun - Dublin Aunts 'Why-God-Why' Remix

X and Hell x In4mation T-Shirt

From Highsnobiety

Hawaiian streetwear label In4mation recently held an Australian launch party in Melbourne. Alongside the event they released a special tee to celebrate the arrival of their brand in Oz. Done in collaboration with local Melbourne electronic/rap-duo X & Hell, the shirt reads “Drunk Girls & Disco Fights”. In4mation is now available in Australia, exclusively at The Heist.

The Heist
33 Little Latrobe St
Melbourne, Australia
+61 3 9650 3933

HITLER UPSET ABOUT WOGS AT SUMMADAYZE

A-Style put me onto this one. There are hundreds of re-titled skits with this (the BMX vs Fixie one is gold) but this is so Melbourne-centric it had to be posted here, even if it's old-ish.

PASSION PIT X GRUM

Grum not fucking up a lot lately. Cool remix.

Passion Pit - To Kingdom Come (Grum Vocal Remix)

AWESOME VIOLENCE ON WHEELS

Now serious man, this bike looks so nuts that if I was an awesome robot Transformer that could fly and shoot shit and also transform into this bike, I would spend a heap of time as the bike. I mean really! it looks hotter than any robot I have ever seen! As far as I know ASIMO is the OG of Robots and as cool as a walking Robot is ASIMO ain't got shit on this bike.

From looking at the website for the good people at CONFEDERATE MOTOR CO, I can't find anywhere thats says the bike comes with an enormous gun or laser cannon but from the look of the bike that has to be a mistake. My guess is there would be legal issues with giving away guns with a bike so it all must be an under the counter job. I mean come on guys, tell me you don't need to be holding a massive gun when riding this bike?

DRAKE / YEEZY / WEEZY / EM - FOREVER

Drake Ft KanYe West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - FOREVER (Produced by Boi 1da)

You probably need to be up on this. Jacked from Nahright/NMC

Final master will be up on iTunes tomorrow. Oh, and it's got something to do with Lebron or something.

RICKY GERVAIS - FAME

Just an excerpt from this amazing DVD. He's about to start on his new tour which is themed 'SCIENCE' through parts of Europe and the USA. Grab the audiobooks off iTunes for fuck all.

SIKCNT OF THE WEEK

No I did not put it up there. The worlds most expensive Commo is up on carsales! Not only is it the most expensive Commo but it's the most expensive car on the site. From all of us at xnhell.blogspot.com congratulations Oddy from Cragieburn! you are officialy SICKCUNT OF THE WEEK!

SHE IS THE BEST AT SAND!

This is what I did before quitting it for a career in rap. Nah serious but this shit is amazing!!!

Watch for long enough and you will get to hear Metalica too!!

White Widdow EP - FREE DOWNLOAD

Yeah, that's me up there with the monster 'stache. I've been playing keys in White Widdow for a minute now, and our 3 Track EP is up online for your enjoyment. It's a little more than a demo, but we'll be putting a lot more time and cashola into the album to ensure the sound is 100% 1989.

Check us out @ whitewiddow.com if you like what you hear. We're playing in Melbourne roughly once a month, and hitting Adelaide soon too.

White Widdow - EP Tracks Download

PACKIN A GAT IN THE GAP OF THE FAT

Here we have a 225kg Texan making Big Pun proud. Seriously but... Whuda Sickcunt!

Let's call this "Shit I've Been Listening To"...

So the good folks over at Illusive (our label) asked us (therefore me) to put together a list of 8 songs we're digging at the moment and write a little about them, all for a website that is dedicated to bringing that sort of voyeurism into an artists iPod directly to the public.

Weeks on, either the website don't wanna fuck with us - or - an Illusive employee is standing in the paint with the rock refusing to do the lay up. Either way, someonoe can get fucked. And here's my list. With pretty pictures. And links to the artists pages. Bang.

1. I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance / Black Kids (The Twelves Remix)

The first handful of times I heard this, I freaked out like it was a virgin listen again, running to the DJ to see what it was. Between playing it out myself and just smashing it around the house, I’ve almost killed it through overplaying, but it’s hangin’ in there.

2.Successful / Drake Feat. Trey Songs & Lil Wayne

Drake is the first rap artist to keep me interested in a long time. The production on this song is beautifully understated and the subject matter is so relevant to anyone who has ever felt the nervous excitement and fear of being on the cusp of success. The song has so much space, but it’s full of tension and emotion.

3. Heartbreak Scorcese / Snob Scrilla (‘96 Bulls Remix)

Even though this was blasting out of a studio door in my house while it was being crafted, and I heard most of the process as it happened, I still don’t know how this remix wound up being such a monster. It really does explode out of a sound system. It’s audio violence, with a touch of campy ‘90s eurodance piano.

4. Thunder In Your Heart / John Farnham

Farnsey recorded a couple of songs for the classic 1986 BMX movie ‘Rad’. This song is pretty much the perfect blend of AOR/Montage rock. The lyrics. The progression. The best voice to ever come out of Australia.

5. Curtis Mayfield / Move On Up

Before it’s rampant synchronization and re-use as the backdrop for Kanye’s ‘Touch The Sky’, this song was my theme song. There are so many Curtis songs that I love for different reasons, but I don’t know another song by any artist that is so positive and uplifting without being a gospel song or too hippy-tree-hug to reach me.

6. Nikki / The-Dream

The way this tune morphs out of the previous song on the album and into the one that follows it is amazing. When the chords change in ‘Fast Car’ and introduce the Nikki progression under the hook, it’s a goosebump moment normally reserved for the best kind of DJ blend - then the song drops and it’s a perfect example of the just how great the partnership of The-Dream & C.Tricky Stewart is.

7. When We Were Kids / The Galvatrons (Bag Raiders Remix)

Bag Raiders are hands down my favorite electronic artists. It’s a bonus that they’re local, but that’s got zero to do with why I like them. They just win. This remix takes a song which I already liked for it’s 80s rock nostalgia, thumps in some glitchy drums and smashes a trademark Raiders synth riff down your throat.



8. Monster / X & Hell (D-Cup Remix)

I justify being able to put this in here by the fact that it’s really the D-Cup parts I’m going back for, having heard our own music far too much, and not being that egotistical to fill this list with our songs. D-Cup has an awesome 90s / disco style and he used a cool talkbox-ish part for the verse which I love.

X & Hell + A-Style // MCM Loaded Mini Mix

We did this little 15-20 min mix for AUSTEREO/MCM's radio show called Loaded (hosted by LABRAT) earlier in the year. We managed to squeeze in some cool stuff but we had to conform to their playlist somewhat, it's AUSTEREO after all.

Some cool blends here in what is essentially the first Dublin Aunts mix without the name.

X & HELL's LOADED MIX April 09 with A-STYLE

X & Hell - Jump The Gun

Snob Scrilla - Heartbreak Scorcese ('96 Bulls Remix)

Count & Sinden - Beeper (A-Trak Remix)

MSTRKRFT - Bounce Ft N.O.R.E. & Isis (A-Trak Remix)

Fedde Le Grand & Ida Corr - Let Me Think About It

HOT GIRL

How the hell did I get to this?

Haha So I had no idea what to post on the blog and thought "(lightbulb)hey sometimes dudes post hot girls on they're blog" So I thought I would hit google image and put up the first hot girl that appeared so here it is

Yeah I know nothing amazing, I mean you would but as far as super Hot internet girls we have all seen better. Which brings me to the next part of the story. Remember last week I posted winner of the week? well the last pic on the first google image page for "Hot Girl" was this

I probably, no no let me start that again. I properly don't need to go any further in to why this guy is winner of the week but a click on the pic took me here! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am so undecided on this guy, I mean yeah the obvious, but is he doing a Borat job on us? I think yes! and I think he is fuckin hilarious! on friday Im Follow Fridaying the fuck outa this guy! Get ahead of the rush and Follow him now!

I might be mad late on the awesome of this guy but WOW! Fuckin WOW!

BEST SLIP-N-SLIDE EVAAARRRR.

Fake for sure... But fucking well done and fucking awesome to see.

SICKCUNT OF THE WEEK!

Trust Heez to bring you yesterdays news today, but serious man if your checkin this blog you probably wouldn't think of yourself as well informed. Anyone who knows me knows how much I think Jeremy Clarkson "Knows! He Fuckin Knows!". Peep his take on how a VW commercial should look. Oh yeah if you don't get it look up the link.

X-Games: Anthony Napolitan's Double Front Flip

He came 3rd. SMFH.

AMAZING.

DUBLIN AUNTS Q & A stolen from the Hangtime blog

The latest victims to our horrendous employment questionnaire are Melbourne’s new-kids-on-the-block-that-aren’t-really-new-kids-at-all, Dublin Aunts. As usual, you’re not really gonna take much out of these answers other than establishing the fact that these guys are fucking awesome.

Hangtime: “So, tell me about yourself.”

DA #1: Well, I dont wanna sound stupid, but …I’m kind of a big deal …my house smells of rich mahogany.

DA #2: On more than one occasion I have had the crowd chanting AIDS! What have you done that was any good?

“What do you think you have to offer this company?”

DA #1: Did I not just tell you that I’m kind of a big deal?

DA #2: I am the only person I’ve ever known to have utilised WWE maneuvers in a bar brawl.

Hangtime: “What do you believe are your weaknesses?”

DA #1: Eczma.

DA #2: Sometimes, I’m so perfectly awesome at everything, that it makes everyone around me feel worthless. I’d say that. My tendency to make others feel terrible about themselves. I’m awesome.

BONUS:

Dublin Aunts – Hangtime Mix #005

DUBLIN AUNTS IN THIS BITCH!

For those that doesn't know stuffs - Dublin Aunts are a violent dance music duo of A-Style and myself (Weapon X).

We have just unleashed a mix via the hangtime blog in celebration of the launch week as advermatised above. We will be residents at this monstrosity.

Dublin Aunts – Weekly Mix #005 (Mediafire)

Black Kids – Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend to Dance (The Twelves Remix)

Vampire Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance (Chromeo Remix)

The Tough Alliance – Neo Violence (Shazam Remix)

Daft Punk – Around The World

Chromeo – Fancy Footwork (Crookers Remix)

Proxy – Raven

Frank Ski – Whores in This House

N.A.S.A. – Gifted (feat. Kanye West, Santigold & Lykke Li) (Steve Aoki Remix)

Snob Scrilla – Heartbreak Scorsese (’96 Bulls Remix)

Haddaway – What is Love

Chester French – She Loves Everybody (Steve Aoki Remix)

WINNER OF THE WEEK!

I really don't have anything witty or funny to add to this post just watch.

X & HELL - PUSH SHOVE KICK SCREAM (Produced by Styalz Fuego)

X & Hell - Push, Shove, Kick, Scream (Produced by Styalz Fuego) - Mediafire

Taken from DJ Sirvere's Major Flavours 4 compilation, out Saturday through Universal Australia.

DJ Sirvere's MAJOR FLAVOURS 4 - In Stores

Features brand new material by X & Hell with Fuego on the boards. Leak Imminent....

X & HELL @ STAR BAR - 4TH JULY 09

Roll thru my Saturday night watering hole and catch X & hell live, plus yours truly & A-Style on the decks smashing out some good music before and after. Holler for guest list. twitter.com/xnhell

THEY MADE IT HARDER!

 Just when I feel like I know what I want in life and I need only to find the money, some dude/s come/s out with new stuff I NEED to have in my life. 
So some designy guys in the UK who happen to like motorbikes heaps come out with this     

                       

So you would think I would be happy about MAC Motorcycles making one of the most attractive bikes ever? NO!.... NO!NO!  NO!NO!

Do you realize this makes it harder for me to get the whole set of awesome motorbikes?

 Although I must say I am sceptical of the performance you will get from a 500cc single, I must be honest and say that its only because I wanna look tough and don't think that I could push it even close to its limits as soon as there is a hint of curve. But yeah, clearly this bike isn't about track times anyway.

BUT WAIT! there is more!!!!

The MAC Bike was so last week (as in last week in Australian Motorcycle News) so what do they have this week to make having the whole set of cool stuff even more impossible? 

   

                        

Yeah this thing! You probably can't tell from the picture but its Ducati's shot at a cruiser which Ducati says does not exist, and MAN! have they done something special. I heard its a 200hp V-Max killer 1200cc bored out to 1400 but I hear a lot of things so until its on the road I don't believe it (also if you see the picture close enough you can just make out 1098 on the black cover above the white belly pan).

One thing that I really find exciting is that unlike the MAC the Ducati has a legal mudflap on the back wheel that actually looks ok so it might make it on the road in Australia not looking like a great bike with Douchebag extra reflectors on a sports car bodykit (you know what I mean). 

LEAK! DONT STOP MOVIN - THE MIXES

X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin (The Mixes) - ZIP Mediafire

1. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Album Dirty)
2. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Clean)
3. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Instrumental)
4. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Acapella)
5. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Dublin Aunts Mix)
6. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Winning Bassline Mix)
7. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (A-Style High in Vitamin Awesome Mix)
8. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (St Flames Bmore Mix)
9. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (CWD Refix)

Individual mp3's available here

Worlds most best newspaper article

This Robyn Riley broad actually gets paid by a newspaper to write this shit. Nah serious hit the link and waste 3o seconds of your life reading the fuckin obvious. I should write for the news paper and say her whole article in 16 words "If you get a tat make sure you really want it or you will regret it" Great! now they have all the content and even more space for adds. Look out for next weeks article where she tells you "if you eat too much McDonalds and dont excercise you get fat" or maybe it will be "People should not get into fist fights because getting punched hurts" or "If you give your mate a power saw and tell him to cut your arm off, it might bleed heaps so don,t do it". Yeah yeah I,m over it now, sorry Robyn. I only checked out the article because my next Tat appointment comes up in just over a week and I'm excited about all things Tat(all things but the linked article) and I'm broke as shit. I'm handing in my late as Tax return tomorrow but somehow I don't think I will get my K Rudd money in time. Shit. Robyn can you do an article on morons like me who book an appointment 3 months in advance and come tat time have to borrow money off a mate? Actually don't worry about it, can I just borrow $600? werd! Did I tell you your alright for an older woman? Ummm... yeah. Btw how good does my arm look already? yeah its gonna be bananas!

HIT Magazine - Nui Te Koha's X & Hell Feature

A great feature article on X & Hell by Melbourne's Nui Te Koha. He has been very supportive of us over the years and certainly seems to 'get' our new record. We also shot some video with Nui for the web on the subject of DIY recording and production which should surface soon. Click the pic to enlarge enough to read. Big Thanks to Nui!

I do wish to add that the article does not touch on Styalz Fuego's pivotal role in producing this entire album, and the positive feedback on 'my' production needs to be extended to him in the fullest.

TRANSFORMERS 2

Ok ok seriously I too am exited about seeing it, but how is that as an example of how much guys like sick special effects? I mean seriously I don't know where to start with how Dumb Transformers really are. (OK, OK HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE A CRY).

Lets start with the Broad. She is good looking....... She is good looking and????? she takes her top off?? Nope, She is good looking and she looks like a girl you saw on a porno so now your imagining awesome robot porn??? Nope, She is good looking and looks like she likes sex heaps???? Hell no, No whoredacity whatsoever, she has that "I'm not that into sex" look, she is more fashion model than FHM model and what guy cares for fashion models? but yeah yeah I'll keep it moving.

Before I make my next point I must give credit where credit is due. I heard Megatron is now a tank. Much better than a gun. Really think about it, your an awsome robot that can fly and shoot shit and your generally pretty awesome so what do you do? yeah thats right, you turn into a gun! Good one Dumbcunt, now your mate has to pick you up to shoot shit. Douch!!!

And following on from that, after the first Movie people know they exist so what the fuck is with transforming? They should be called Formeders and just stay awesome robots all the time. Don't get me wrong I really like the new Camaro, but for real if I had a massive robot that flies and shoots shit well fuck the Camaro. And I'm allowed to say that, I own and love a Camaro right now. And thats if I owned a Sickcunt Robot let alone was one. Ok ok you get the point.

Now really, how about the massive lack of sickcunts in the Movie??? The lead Kid is a Douch, no need to go on about it, the girl yeah yeah blah blah don't care till a sex tape is leaked and even if it did she would probably show all the enthusiasm of a Paris Hilton porno(none!). Optamus plays his role fine, though his role is the responsible selfless boring but nessasary leader.That leave not too many options. Bumblebee is just another robot, they tried to make a token black robot which in most movies is the cool guy but in this case lacked sickuntion and even then only had 30 seconds screen time and died. Actually maybe he didn't die??? Shit he was that much of a non event I can't remember if he died, all I can remember is there was notmuch to remember(tripple Douche for that guy). So that leaves one last potential Sickcunt....... MEGATRON!!!!! Yeah the name is cool,(good start) he is a big bad guy, (its still good).................. Nope thats it. None of Choppers awesome "don't give a fuck tell it how it is" Humor, none of Tony Montanas "I came from nothing but I got king Kong balls look at me now" attitude, none of 50 cents "yeah I'm going doing wrong but its funny because I'm fucking your girl" swag. Shit not even the standard "Yeah I feel bad but I gotta do it" bullshit.

There you have it! A bunch of poorly thought out reasons I think Transformers will suck. But yeah man , sick special effects so I can't wait to see it.

Peep the Blog again in a few week when I either eat my words or gloat about how I was right, I know stuff and girls like me better than you.

X & HELL - MONSTER (D-CUP REMIX)

Yo! You need this NOW!

hands down, the most hearted song from our new album is "MONSTER". D-Cup (Sweat It Out) gives it his own spin and you can have it free NOW!

X & HELL - MONSTER - D-CUP REMIX

BEAT TV x KEN HELL x CAMARO x BURNOUT x WEIGHTS

The latest installment of BeatTV features Ken Hell demonstrating burnouts & weight training... AT THE SAME TIME!

Click the pic to watch the video!

Amazing BMX Things 16/6/09

Watch sickcunt Harry Main do some bullshit tricks involving 'The Footjam'. The last trick - Flair (backflip twist) to Footjam - is possibly the coolest thing i've seen on a BMX in years.

Mondays are supposed to be...

Mondays are supposed to be boring as shit yeah???

Well so far today, another Moran has been shot dead, Peter Costello told us he ain't having a crack at the top job next election and XnHell are getting Hot30 love. Oh yeah and Rihanna apparently has another sex tape, pffftt.... Even if it was her (I doubt it) who cares, if you wanna see cool shit look up General Bushdakta on youporn (no link, you look it up pervert). Now be a good quality person and call Hot 30 (1800 15 11 00) and tell them how much you want to hear "Shades Off" by your neighbourhood Sickcunts "X & Hell".

BAHAHAHA!!!!

Oversight of the week right here.

X & Hell VS Fedde Le Grand - Don't Stop Being Scared Of Me

Courtesy of our favorite gold coast party man MattGC, we've just heard this blend of FLG's 'Scared Of Me' & our very own 'Don't Stop Movin'.

X & HELL Vs FEDDE LE GRAND - Don't Stop Being Scared Of Me (MattGC)

I once did some really childish but awesome drops for MattGC's radio show. Lets hope they find their way on the airwaves.

"Plus My Interviews are Hotter... Holler"

A while back we nicked off to Sydney for a show with Snob Scrilla and a million others to welcome Sean of SS back to Australia and celebrate the release of his debut album (which you should cop if you haven't).

We were asked to interview each other (as in X interviews Hell and vice versa) for Sydney street press. I've posted the interview below as so many people enjoyed it.

X to HELL

Q: Weapon X: So, apart from our label paying for us, why would we make the trek from Melbourne to perform at Snob Scrilla's album launch?

A: Ken Hell: There is no drinking like interstate drinking, it's the whole no consequences thing, although Facebook makes drunken pantless photos coming to light more probable. Oh and I heard Snob Scrilla has good rap dancers. Plus we were drunk when we okayed it... and we keep our word. Well I do. I keep our word.

X: So tell the people, in lieu of our first choice Let Me Have Sex At You why did we call the album Million Dollar Sex Party?

KH: Well why did your mum call you your name? Shit, Million Dollar Sex Party is better than your name. You should change your name to Million Dollar Sex Party.

X: Okay. Apart from meeting guys, why do you go to the gym so much?

KH: I don't, I just say I do. I really go to the Veneto Club in Bulleen and play Bocce with old wogs. Which is also a lie because all the old wogs tell their wives they do that but really we all go to the bar and drink ourselves stupid while they tell stories of the old country.

X: Who would you invite to a Million Dollar Sex Party? And before you say anything, mine would be Rosario Dawson, that hot one from Misteeq, every girl from the "Where are you Yeezy" blogs. Oh and Tom Jones.

KH: Peter Griffin and the girl from Total Recall with three tits!

X: If you can recall it, whats the worst way you have broken up with a girl?

KH: Hey babe if your reading this interview just know that it’s not you it’s me. It’s really you but yeah.... Um.... sorry it’s over.

HELL to X

Ken Hell: Hey, apart from me, who is featuring on our album again?

Weapon X: Paris Wells came through for us. GMC did his thing. A handful of musicians made it sound better. We did that song with Diesel. Or you did. Keeping all the good features for yourself again. Shazam hooked us up major. Hang on, why did Diesel end up on your solo shit? That's some real underhanded shit man. You're lucky this isn't a face to face interview over lunch or I would fart in your food. Your no carbs, no sugar meal.

KH: Don’t get all offended or anything but why do you play so much Street Fighter 4?

X: Because it's awesome and I'm awesome at it. St Flames is the gamertag people. Get some.

KH: I am pretty drunk now, so I forget, but when does our album come out?

X: I'm told May 29th. I'm also told it will most likely make such an impact that May 29th could subsequently replace Christmas. It’s also your birthday.

KH: Yay me. I think we have some sort of affinity with Snob Scrilla, why is that? And you can’t say Twitter.

X: I'm pretty sure we're all sick of the word urban for one. Oh yeah, and we're sick of 'rap hands'. You know those awkward gestures people do when they hear you like rap music? That retard thing. Awesome when people at radio do that. I weep for the future.

KH: What’s the best sneaker of all time?

X: I dunno. I've starting wearing tighter pants to show off my junk and now my Jordans make my feet look too big. Why are all these hipster kids wearing what look like canvas slippers these days? I can't co-sign that shit.

KH: Do you reckon we should start a supergroup with us, Snob Scrilla and the other 100 DJ’s playing at this launch and call ourselves the Sickc*nts?

X: I think as soon as you dub something a supergroup you're doomed to under-deliver. Lets run with that group name, but let’s just call it a half-assed-practice-group and watch the stunned reviews roll in as we deliver slightly better than average music.

Million Dollar Sex Party - In Stores TODAY!!!!

Move over 'The Bible' - X & Hell's Million Dollar Sex Party is now available in stores and digitally.

Copped the album digitally? Get the Artwork & Lyrics here.

X & HELL LIVE FOOTAGE

Footage from the performance at Sosueme in Sydney a month ago for Snob Scrilla's album launch!

X & HELL LIVE @ FAVELA ROCK (MELB)

BIG BIG Shouts to MAFIA on the flicks - check the rest out here.

PARTY PICS: Snob Scrilla Launch @ SoSueMe (SYD) + SNKRFRKR 15 Launch

FAVELA ROCK x X & HELL!

...and you lookin' familiar....

PHOTOS: X & HELL LIVE @ SNOB SCRILLA LAUNCH (SYD)

Pics Courtesy of Reef Gaha