Monday, August 31, 2009

AWESOME VIOLENCE ON WHEELS



Now serious man, this bike looks so nuts that if I was an awesome robot Transformer that could fly and shoot shit and also transform into this bike, I would spend a heap of time as the bike. I mean really! it looks hotter than any robot I have ever seen! As far as I know ASIMO is the OG of Robots and as cool as a walking Robot is ASIMO ain't got shit on this bike.
From looking at the website for the good people at CONFEDERATE MOTOR CO, I can't find anywhere thats says the bike comes with an enormous gun or laser cannon but from the look of the bike that has to be a mistake. My guess is there would be legal issues with giving away guns with a bike so it all must be an under the counter job. I mean come on guys, tell me you don't need to be holding a massive gun when riding this bike?


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

DRAKE / YEEZY / WEEZY / EM - FOREVER



Drake Ft KanYe West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - FOREVER (Produced by Boi 1da)

You probably need to be up on this. Jacked from Nahright/NMC

Final master will be up on iTunes tomorrow. Oh, and it's got something to do with Lebron or something.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

RICKY GERVAIS - FAME




Just an excerpt from this amazing DVD. He's about to start on his new tour which is themed 'SCIENCE' through parts of Europe and the USA. Grab the audiobooks off iTunes for fuck all.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

SIKCNT OF THE WEEK


No I did not put it up there. The worlds most expensive Commo is up on carsales! Not only is it the most expensive Commo but it's the most expensive car on the site. From all of us at xnhell.blogspot.com congratulations Oddy from Cragieburn! you are officialy SICKCUNT OF THE WEEK!

Monday, August 17, 2009

SHE IS THE BEST AT SAND!


This is what I did before quitting it for a career in rap. Nah serious but this shit is amazing!!!


Watch for long enough and you will get to hear Metalica too!!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

White Widdow EP - FREE DOWNLOAD


Yeah, that's me up there with the monster 'stache. I've been playing keys in White Widdow for a minute now, and our 3 Track EP is up online for your enjoyment. It's a little more than a demo, but we'll be putting a lot more time and cashola into the album to ensure the sound is 100% 1989.

Check us out @ whitewiddow.com if you like what you hear. We're playing in Melbourne roughly once a month, and hitting Adelaide soon too.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Let's call this "Shit I've Been Listening To"...

So the good folks over at Illusive (our label) asked us (therefore me) to put together a list of 8 songs we're digging at the moment and write a little about them, all for a website that is dedicated to bringing that sort of voyeurism into an artists iPod directly to the public.

Weeks on, either the website don't wanna fuck with us - or - an Illusive employee is standing in the paint with the rock refusing to do the lay up. Either way, someonoe can get fucked. And here's my list. With pretty pictures. And links to the artists pages. Bang.

1. I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance / Black Kids (The Twelves Remix)

The first handful of times I heard this, I freaked out like it was a virgin listen again, running to the DJ to see what it was. Between playing it out myself and just smashing it around the house, I’ve almost killed it through overplaying, but it’s hangin’ in there.

2.Successful / Drake Feat. Trey Songs & Lil Wayne

Drake is the first rap artist to keep me interested in a long time. The production on this song is beautifully understated and the subject matter is so relevant to anyone who has ever felt the nervous excitement and fear of being on the cusp of success. The song has so much space, but it’s full of tension and emotion.

3. Heartbreak Scorcese / Snob Scrilla (‘96 Bulls Remix)

Even though this was blasting out of a studio door in my house while it was being crafted, and I heard most of the process as it happened, I still don’t know how this remix wound up being such a monster. It really does explode out of a sound system. It’s audio violence, with a touch of campy ‘90s eurodance piano.

4. Thunder In Your Heart / John Farnham

Farnsey recorded a couple of songs for the classic 1986 BMX movie ‘Rad’. This song is pretty much the perfect blend of AOR/Montage rock. The lyrics. The progression. The best voice to ever come out of Australia.

5. Curtis Mayfield / Move On Up

Before it’s rampant synchronization and re-use as the backdrop for Kanye’s ‘Touch The Sky’, this song was my theme song. There are so many Curtis songs that I love for different reasons, but I don’t know another song by any artist that is so positive and uplifting without being a gospel song or too hippy-tree-hug to reach me.

6. Nikki / The-Dream

The way this tune morphs out of the previous song on the album and into the one that follows it is amazing. When the chords change in ‘Fast Car’ and introduce the Nikki progression under the hook, it’s a goosebump moment normally reserved for the best kind of DJ blend - then the song drops and it’s a perfect example of the just how great the partnership of The-Dream & C.Tricky Stewart is.

7. When We Were Kids / The Galvatrons (Bag Raiders Remix)

Bag Raiders are hands down my favorite electronic artists. It’s a bonus that they’re local, but that’s got zero to do with why I like them. They just win. This remix takes a song which I already liked for it’s 80s rock nostalgia, thumps in some glitchy drums and smashes a trademark Raiders synth riff down your throat.



8. Monster / X & Hell (D-Cup Remix)

I justify being able to put this in here by the fact that it’s really the D-Cup parts I’m going back for, having heard our own music far too much, and not being that egotistical to fill this list with our songs. D-Cup has an awesome 90s / disco style and he used a cool talkbox-ish part for the verse which I love.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

X & Hell + A-Style // MCM Loaded Mini Mix

We did this little 15-20 min mix for AUSTEREO/MCM's radio show called Loaded (hosted by LABRAT) earlier in the year. We managed to squeeze in some cool stuff but we had to conform to their playlist somewhat, it's AUSTEREO after all.

Some cool blends here in what is essentially the first Dublin Aunts mix without the name.

X & HELL's LOADED MIX April 09 with A-STYLE

X & Hell - Jump The Gun

Snob Scrilla - Heartbreak Scorcese ('96 Bulls Remix)

Count & Sinden - Beeper (A-Trak Remix)

MSTRKRFT - Bounce Ft N.O.R.E. & Isis (A-Trak Remix)

Fedde Le Grand & Ida Corr - Let Me Think About It

Monday, August 10, 2009

HOT GIRL

How the hell did I get to this?
Haha So I had no idea what to post on the blog and thought "(lightbulb)hey sometimes dudes post hot girls on they're blog" So I thought I would hit google image and put up the first hot girl that appeared so here it is
Yeah I know nothing amazing, I mean you would but as far as super Hot internet girls we have all seen better. Which brings me to the next part of the story. Remember last week I posted winner of the week? well the last pic on the first google image page for "Hot Girl" was this

I probably, no no let me start that again. I properly don't need to go any further in to why this guy is winner of the week but a click on the pic took me here! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I am so undecided on this guy, I mean yeah the obvious, but is he doing a Borat job on us? I think yes! and I think he is fuckin hilarious! on friday Im Follow Fridaying the fuck outa this guy! Get ahead of the rush and Follow him now!

I might be mad late on the awesome of this guy but WOW! Fuckin WOW!


Thursday, August 6, 2009

BEST SLIP-N-SLIDE EVAAARRRR.



Fake for sure... But fucking well done and fucking awesome to see.

SICKCUNT OF THE WEEK!

Trust Heez to bring you yesterdays news today, but serious man if your checkin this blog you probably wouldn't think of yourself as well informed. Anyone who knows me knows how much I think Jeremy Clarkson "Knows! He Fuckin Knows!". Peep his take on how a VW commercial should look. Oh yeah if you don't get it look up the link.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

X-Games: Anthony Napolitan's Double Front Flip



He came 3rd. SMFH.

AMAZING.

DUBLIN AUNTS Q & A stolen from the Hangtime blog

dublin aunts bitch green

The latest victims to our horrendous employment questionnaire are Melbourne’s new-kids-on-the-block-that-aren’t-really-new-kids-at-all, Dublin Aunts. As usual, you’re not really gonna take much out of these answers other than establishing the fact that these guys are fucking awesome.

Hangtime: “So, tell me about yourself.”

DA #1: Well, I dont wanna sound stupid, but …I’m kind of a big deal …my house smells of rich mahogany.

DA #2: On more than one occasion I have had the crowd chanting AIDS! What have you done that was any good?

“What do you think you have to offer this company?”

DA #1: Did I not just tell you that I’m kind of a big deal?

DA #2: I am the only person I’ve ever known to have utilised WWE maneuvers in a bar brawl.

Hangtime: “What do you believe are your weaknesses?”

DA #1: Eczma.

DA #2: Sometimes, I’m so perfectly awesome at everything, that it makes everyone around me feel worthless. I’d say that. My tendency to make others feel terrible about themselves. I’m awesome.

BONUS:

Dublin Aunts – Hangtime Mix #005

Monday, August 3, 2009

DUBLIN AUNTS IN THIS BITCH!



For those that doesn't know stuffs - Dublin Aunts are a violent dance music duo of A-Style and myself (Weapon X).

We have just unleashed a mix via the hangtime blog in celebration of the launch week as advermatised above. We will be residents at this monstrosity.

Dublin Aunts – Weekly Mix #005 (Mediafire)

Black Kids – Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend to Dance (The Twelves Remix)

Vampire Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance (Chromeo Remix)

The Tough Alliance – Neo Violence (Shazam Remix)

Daft Punk – Around The World

Chromeo – Fancy Footwork (Crookers Remix)

Proxy – Raven

Frank Ski – Whores in This House

N.A.S.A. – Gifted (feat. Kanye West, Santigold & Lykke Li) (Steve Aoki Remix)

Snob Scrilla – Heartbreak Scorsese (’96 Bulls Remix)

Haddaway – What is Love

Chester French – She Loves Everybody (Steve Aoki Remix)

WINNER OF THE WEEK!

I really don't have anything witty or funny to add to this post just watch.