Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My Winehouse Theory


So i reckon she died awhile ago. OD maybe. Dunno. But dead. No heartbeat. Someone (Ronson? Salaam?) did some black magic or buried the chick in a Pet Cemetary, and now she's a zombie. It's taken a while for her flesh to wither and decay, but the evidence is there (see middle pic). Pretty soon, she'll have gone full blown brain eater (see right pic). I'm guessin she died at some point between album completion and first single release, they've done a little HP Lovecraft-work on her cadaver because you can't promo tour when you're in a pine box, and now they are using this whole drug thing as a cover story for her zombidity. I have included a pic of her pre-undead for you comparison.

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