TRANSFORMERS 2

Ok ok seriously I too am exited about seeing it, but how is that as an example of how much guys like sick special effects? I mean seriously I don't know where to start with how Dumb Transformers really are. (OK, OK HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE A CRY).

Lets start with the Broad. She is good looking....... She is good looking and????? she takes her top off?? Nope, She is good looking and she looks like a girl you saw on a porno so now your imagining awesome robot porn??? Nope, She is good looking and looks like she likes sex heaps???? Hell no, No whoredacity whatsoever, she has that "I'm not that into sex" look, she is more fashion model than FHM model and what guy cares for fashion models? but yeah yeah I'll keep it moving.

Before I make my next point I must give credit where credit is due. I heard Megatron is now a tank. Much better than a gun. Really think about it, your an awsome robot that can fly and shoot shit and your generally pretty awesome so what do you do? yeah thats right, you turn into a gun! Good one Dumbcunt, now your mate has to pick you up to shoot shit. Douch!!!

And following on from that, after the first Movie people know they exist so what the fuck is with transforming? They should be called Formeders and just stay awesome robots all the time. Don't get me wrong I really like the new Camaro, but for real if I had a massive robot that flies and shoots shit well fuck the Camaro. And I'm allowed to say that, I own and love a Camaro right now. And thats if I owned a Sickcunt Robot let alone was one. Ok ok you get the point.

Now really, how about the massive lack of sickcunts in the Movie??? The lead Kid is a Douch, no need to go on about it, the girl yeah yeah blah blah don't care till a sex tape is leaked and even if it did she would probably show all the enthusiasm of a Paris Hilton porno(none!). Optamus plays his role fine, though his role is the responsible selfless boring but nessasary leader.That leave not too many options. Bumblebee is just another robot, they tried to make a token black robot which in most movies is the cool guy but in this case lacked sickuntion and even then only had 30 seconds screen time and died. Actually maybe he didn't die??? Shit he was that much of a non event I can't remember if he died, all I can remember is there was notmuch to remember(tripple Douche for that guy). So that leaves one last potential Sickcunt....... MEGATRON!!!!! Yeah the name is cool,(good start) he is a big bad guy, (its still good).................. Nope thats it. None of Choppers awesome "don't give a fuck tell it how it is" Humor, none of Tony Montanas "I came from nothing but I got king Kong balls look at me now" attitude, none of 50 cents "yeah I'm going doing wrong but its funny because I'm fucking your girl" swag. Shit not even the standard "Yeah I feel bad but I gotta do it" bullshit.

There you have it! A bunch of poorly thought out reasons I think Transformers will suck. But yeah man , sick special effects so I can't wait to see it.

Peep the Blog again in a few week when I either eat my words or gloat about how I was right, I know stuff and girls like me better than you.