X & HELL @ STAR BAR - 4TH JULY 09

Roll thru my Saturday night watering hole and catch X & hell live, plus yours truly & A-Style on the decks smashing out some good music before and after. Holler for guest list. twitter.com/xnhell

THEY MADE IT HARDER!

 Just when I feel like I know what I want in life and I need only to find the money, some dude/s come/s out with new stuff I NEED to have in my life. 
So some designy guys in the UK who happen to like motorbikes heaps come out with this     

                       

So you would think I would be happy about MAC Motorcycles making one of the most attractive bikes ever? NO!.... NO!NO!  NO!NO!

Do you realize this makes it harder for me to get the whole set of awesome motorbikes?

 Although I must say I am sceptical of the performance you will get from a 500cc single, I must be honest and say that its only because I wanna look tough and don't think that I could push it even close to its limits as soon as there is a hint of curve. But yeah, clearly this bike isn't about track times anyway.

BUT WAIT! there is more!!!!

The MAC Bike was so last week (as in last week in Australian Motorcycle News) so what do they have this week to make having the whole set of cool stuff even more impossible? 

   

                        

Yeah this thing! You probably can't tell from the picture but its Ducati's shot at a cruiser which Ducati says does not exist, and MAN! have they done something special. I heard its a 200hp V-Max killer 1200cc bored out to 1400 but I hear a lot of things so until its on the road I don't believe it (also if you see the picture close enough you can just make out 1098 on the black cover above the white belly pan).

One thing that I really find exciting is that unlike the MAC the Ducati has a legal mudflap on the back wheel that actually looks ok so it might make it on the road in Australia not looking like a great bike with Douchebag extra reflectors on a sports car bodykit (you know what I mean). 

LEAK! DONT STOP MOVIN - THE MIXES

X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin (The Mixes) - ZIP Mediafire

1. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Album Dirty)
2. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Clean)
3. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Instrumental)
4. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Acapella)
5. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Dublin Aunts Mix)
6. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (Winning Bassline Mix)
7. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (A-Style High in Vitamin Awesome Mix)
8. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (St Flames Bmore Mix)
9. X & Hell - Don't Stop Movin - (CWD Refix)

Individual mp3's available here

Worlds most best newspaper article

This Robyn Riley broad actually gets paid by a newspaper to write this shit. Nah serious hit the link and waste 3o seconds of your life reading the fuckin obvious. I should write for the news paper and say her whole article in 16 words "If you get a tat make sure you really want it or you will regret it" Great! now they have all the content and even more space for adds. Look out for next weeks article where she tells you "if you eat too much McDonalds and dont excercise you get fat" or maybe it will be "People should not get into fist fights because getting punched hurts" or "If you give your mate a power saw and tell him to cut your arm off, it might bleed heaps so don,t do it". Yeah yeah I,m over it now, sorry Robyn. I only checked out the article because my next Tat appointment comes up in just over a week and I'm excited about all things Tat(all things but the linked article) and I'm broke as shit. I'm handing in my late as Tax return tomorrow but somehow I don't think I will get my K Rudd money in time. Shit. Robyn can you do an article on morons like me who book an appointment 3 months in advance and come tat time have to borrow money off a mate? Actually don't worry about it, can I just borrow $600? werd! Did I tell you your alright for an older woman? Ummm... yeah. Btw how good does my arm look already? yeah its gonna be bananas!

HIT Magazine - Nui Te Koha's X & Hell Feature

A great feature article on X & Hell by Melbourne's Nui Te Koha. He has been very supportive of us over the years and certainly seems to 'get' our new record. We also shot some video with Nui for the web on the subject of DIY recording and production which should surface soon. Click the pic to enlarge enough to read. Big Thanks to Nui!

I do wish to add that the article does not touch on Styalz Fuego's pivotal role in producing this entire album, and the positive feedback on 'my' production needs to be extended to him in the fullest.

TRANSFORMERS 2

Ok ok seriously I too am exited about seeing it, but how is that as an example of how much guys like sick special effects? I mean seriously I don't know where to start with how Dumb Transformers really are. (OK, OK HEAR ME OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE A CRY).

Lets start with the Broad. She is good looking....... She is good looking and????? she takes her top off?? Nope, She is good looking and she looks like a girl you saw on a porno so now your imagining awesome robot porn??? Nope, She is good looking and looks like she likes sex heaps???? Hell no, No whoredacity whatsoever, she has that "I'm not that into sex" look, she is more fashion model than FHM model and what guy cares for fashion models? but yeah yeah I'll keep it moving.

Before I make my next point I must give credit where credit is due. I heard Megatron is now a tank. Much better than a gun. Really think about it, your an awsome robot that can fly and shoot shit and your generally pretty awesome so what do you do? yeah thats right, you turn into a gun! Good one Dumbcunt, now your mate has to pick you up to shoot shit. Douch!!!

And following on from that, after the first Movie people know they exist so what the fuck is with transforming? They should be called Formeders and just stay awesome robots all the time. Don't get me wrong I really like the new Camaro, but for real if I had a massive robot that flies and shoots shit well fuck the Camaro. And I'm allowed to say that, I own and love a Camaro right now. And thats if I owned a Sickcunt Robot let alone was one. Ok ok you get the point.

Now really, how about the massive lack of sickcunts in the Movie??? The lead Kid is a Douch, no need to go on about it, the girl yeah yeah blah blah don't care till a sex tape is leaked and even if it did she would probably show all the enthusiasm of a Paris Hilton porno(none!). Optamus plays his role fine, though his role is the responsible selfless boring but nessasary leader.That leave not too many options. Bumblebee is just another robot, they tried to make a token black robot which in most movies is the cool guy but in this case lacked sickuntion and even then only had 30 seconds screen time and died. Actually maybe he didn't die??? Shit he was that much of a non event I can't remember if he died, all I can remember is there was notmuch to remember(tripple Douche for that guy). So that leaves one last potential Sickcunt....... MEGATRON!!!!! Yeah the name is cool,(good start) he is a big bad guy, (its still good).................. Nope thats it. None of Choppers awesome "don't give a fuck tell it how it is" Humor, none of Tony Montanas "I came from nothing but I got king Kong balls look at me now" attitude, none of 50 cents "yeah I'm going doing wrong but its funny because I'm fucking your girl" swag. Shit not even the standard "Yeah I feel bad but I gotta do it" bullshit.

There you have it! A bunch of poorly thought out reasons I think Transformers will suck. But yeah man , sick special effects so I can't wait to see it.

Peep the Blog again in a few week when I either eat my words or gloat about how I was right, I know stuff and girls like me better than you.

X & HELL - MONSTER (D-CUP REMIX)

Yo! You need this NOW!

hands down, the most hearted song from our new album is "MONSTER". D-Cup (Sweat It Out) gives it his own spin and you can have it free NOW!

X & HELL - MONSTER - D-CUP REMIX

BEAT TV x KEN HELL x CAMARO x BURNOUT x WEIGHTS

The latest installment of BeatTV features Ken Hell demonstrating burnouts & weight training... AT THE SAME TIME!

Click the pic to watch the video!

Amazing BMX Things 16/6/09

Watch sickcunt Harry Main do some bullshit tricks involving 'The Footjam'. The last trick - Flair (backflip twist) to Footjam - is possibly the coolest thing i've seen on a BMX in years.

Mondays are supposed to be...

Mondays are supposed to be boring as shit yeah???

Well so far today, another Moran has been shot dead, Peter Costello told us he ain't having a crack at the top job next election and XnHell are getting Hot30 love. Oh yeah and Rihanna apparently has another sex tape, pffftt.... Even if it was her (I doubt it) who cares, if you wanna see cool shit look up General Bushdakta on youporn (no link, you look it up pervert). Now be a good quality person and call Hot 30 (1800 15 11 00) and tell them how much you want to hear "Shades Off" by your neighbourhood Sickcunts "X & Hell".

BAHAHAHA!!!!

Oversight of the week right here.

X & Hell VS Fedde Le Grand - Don't Stop Being Scared Of Me

Courtesy of our favorite gold coast party man MattGC, we've just heard this blend of FLG's 'Scared Of Me' & our very own 'Don't Stop Movin'.

X & HELL Vs FEDDE LE GRAND - Don't Stop Being Scared Of Me (MattGC)

I once did some really childish but awesome drops for MattGC's radio show. Lets hope they find their way on the airwaves.

"Plus My Interviews are Hotter... Holler"

A while back we nicked off to Sydney for a show with Snob Scrilla and a million others to welcome Sean of SS back to Australia and celebrate the release of his debut album (which you should cop if you haven't).

We were asked to interview each other (as in X interviews Hell and vice versa) for Sydney street press. I've posted the interview below as so many people enjoyed it.

X to HELL

Q: Weapon X: So, apart from our label paying for us, why would we make the trek from Melbourne to perform at Snob Scrilla's album launch?

A: Ken Hell: There is no drinking like interstate drinking, it's the whole no consequences thing, although Facebook makes drunken pantless photos coming to light more probable. Oh and I heard Snob Scrilla has good rap dancers. Plus we were drunk when we okayed it... and we keep our word. Well I do. I keep our word.

X: So tell the people, in lieu of our first choice Let Me Have Sex At You why did we call the album Million Dollar Sex Party?

KH: Well why did your mum call you your name? Shit, Million Dollar Sex Party is better than your name. You should change your name to Million Dollar Sex Party.

X: Okay. Apart from meeting guys, why do you go to the gym so much?

KH: I don't, I just say I do. I really go to the Veneto Club in Bulleen and play Bocce with old wogs. Which is also a lie because all the old wogs tell their wives they do that but really we all go to the bar and drink ourselves stupid while they tell stories of the old country.

X: Who would you invite to a Million Dollar Sex Party? And before you say anything, mine would be Rosario Dawson, that hot one from Misteeq, every girl from the "Where are you Yeezy" blogs. Oh and Tom Jones.

KH: Peter Griffin and the girl from Total Recall with three tits!

X: If you can recall it, whats the worst way you have broken up with a girl?

KH: Hey babe if your reading this interview just know that it’s not you it’s me. It’s really you but yeah.... Um.... sorry it’s over.

HELL to X

Ken Hell: Hey, apart from me, who is featuring on our album again?

Weapon X: Paris Wells came through for us. GMC did his thing. A handful of musicians made it sound better. We did that song with Diesel. Or you did. Keeping all the good features for yourself again. Shazam hooked us up major. Hang on, why did Diesel end up on your solo shit? That's some real underhanded shit man. You're lucky this isn't a face to face interview over lunch or I would fart in your food. Your no carbs, no sugar meal.

KH: Don’t get all offended or anything but why do you play so much Street Fighter 4?

X: Because it's awesome and I'm awesome at it. St Flames is the gamertag people. Get some.

KH: I am pretty drunk now, so I forget, but when does our album come out?

X: I'm told May 29th. I'm also told it will most likely make such an impact that May 29th could subsequently replace Christmas. It’s also your birthday.

KH: Yay me. I think we have some sort of affinity with Snob Scrilla, why is that? And you can’t say Twitter.

X: I'm pretty sure we're all sick of the word urban for one. Oh yeah, and we're sick of 'rap hands'. You know those awkward gestures people do when they hear you like rap music? That retard thing. Awesome when people at radio do that. I weep for the future.

KH: What’s the best sneaker of all time?

X: I dunno. I've starting wearing tighter pants to show off my junk and now my Jordans make my feet look too big. Why are all these hipster kids wearing what look like canvas slippers these days? I can't co-sign that shit.

KH: Do you reckon we should start a supergroup with us, Snob Scrilla and the other 100 DJ’s playing at this launch and call ourselves the Sickc*nts?

X: I think as soon as you dub something a supergroup you're doomed to under-deliver. Lets run with that group name, but let’s just call it a half-assed-practice-group and watch the stunned reviews roll in as we deliver slightly better than average music.